Listen, lady, making grunting noises at me when I ask you if you have our savings card is not only weird and creepy, but it doesn’t answer my question.
Oh, and tank tops over tshirts went out in like 1994.
#394 way to make the cashier angry:
Wait until after all your items are bagged. Then state, “Oh, I don’t need a bag!” and smile.
When asked a question, standing there staring at me is not only NOT an acceptable form of response, it’s extremely rude.
Thank you killing my dwindling faith in the common decency of mankind.
“Did you want the receipt with you or in the bag?”
Customers have this extra sense.
They just KNOW when the cashier is away from the register and suddenly, they all have to check out right that second at the same time.
It’s like being a superhero.
Except not really.
Remember when your mom told you it was rude to interrupt?
Well, she was right.
It IS rude to interrupt.
This still holds true today.
So, STOP interrupting me.
And call your mom and tell her thank you.
I am not a dog. Please refrain from whistling or snapping your fingers at me. Thank you in advance for your cooperation.
If you were in as big of a hurry as you claim to be, then you wouldn’t have stopped here to shop. Stop being rude and lazy. That is all.
Attempting to jam the stylus through the screen does NOT help. Gently tapping the screen is greatly appreciated. Thank you for your cooperation.